Top Five Worst Pickup Lines Ever

We men are a fervent many that quite often think we are hitting on a girl with class, when in the end we are just being an ass. There are more girls that can relate to this, who quite often are subjected to our terrible and cheesy, cliché pickup lines. What follows are the top five worst of the bunch. Please feel free to comment and add more of your own. Let’s keep this dinner bell ringing.

Top Five Worst Pickup Lines Ever
1.    Can I borrow a quarter? Because my mother told me to call her when I met the girl of my dreams! Wow, this has got to be the worst of the bunch. You are actually asking a girl for money, and trying to pickup on her as well.
2.    I found your wings, because I knew you were the angel that fell from heaven for me. Okay…so many things wrong with this one. First, you are assuming they are religious, and secondly, you are assuming they love cheese more than a Wisconsinite.
3.    Can I get the time? I never knew that I would meet my soul mate at (whatever time it is) o-clock. Most of the time guys that do this don’t realize that they are holding a cell phone in their hand…a hand that also has a wristwatch on it.
4.    Do you have any aspirin? My heart is about to stop because you are so beautiful. This one just screams Star Trek dork all over it, what’s the matter with just saying hello anymore?
5.    Have you ever ridden in a (name your fancy car)? So you are assuming that every girl desires only money and you have what they want? Get a life, and get over yourself.

Female Video Blogger Shares Her Take on Top Ten Worst Pickup Lines Ever
The best point of view to look at the over usage of cheesy and terrible pickup lines is better done from the female perspective. Because women experience getting hit on much more often then men do, they are the ideal ones to ask about what is the worst pickup line they have ever been told. Let’s face the facts, men are desperate and quite often we have some really lame things to tell women that we are trying to meet. Even more sadly is that many of the men who rely upon such bad pickup lines actually think they are being suave when implementing them. Checkout what this female video blogger has to say about her top ten worst pickup lines ever, and try not to laugh too hard in the process.