Top Five Cheesiest Breakup Lines Ever (Don’t Use These People)

Most people have been in at least one serious relationship that involved breaking up with a terrible breakup line from their former significant other. Breaking up with somebody is hard enough to handle. But, it can be made even worse when the other person utilizes some really bad breakup lines to inform you that they don’t want to be together anymore. Some of these lines seemingly are right out of a bad romance novel or movie. If you have ever had to experience this conundrum, then you may find our top five list (below) to be very interesting. Avoid being cliché when you breakup by never using any of the lines provided below.

Top Five Cheesiest Breakup Lines Ever
1.    I just need more space. This really means that I am selfish and you clutter my habitat, the worst premonition to breakup with somebody for period. When somebody tells you that they need more space, they are really saying, “Hey you clutter up my life. I don’t like sharing with you…so get out of here!”
2.    It’s not you…it’s me. Clearly it is them. What they are really saying is that they committed too soon, took your heart and stole it, only to shatter it upon jagged rocks below a cliff of love. Good thing that you guys are no longer together.
3.    Can we just be friends? This the worst line…you love them but can’t be with them, so let’s be friends instead. Yeah, right!
4.    I found somebody else. So you just decided to cheat and break my heart, and then breakup with me later…thanks.
5.    I am sick of trying to make this work. So you are just giving up, no other resolution. What happened to us working together?

Top Ten Cheesy Breakup Lines Ever
A video blogger seems to share our sentiment with regards to terrible and cheesy breakup lines. So much so in fact, that this person decided to create a video blog detailing what they deem are the worst breakup lines ever. So, we felt it interesting to add this video tidbit to our article so that you can see what others have to say about this issue. If you have ever experienced a breakup that followed the diatribe of these overused and meaningless breakup lines, please don’t hesitate to comment back and share your experience with us.